Van Conversation

Alex: It feels like spring today. Time passes so fast. I remember fall like it was just three months ago.

Simeon: Yeah, and I remember yesterday like it was yesterday.

Me: Simeon, when you're all sweet to Alex like that, I love you as though you were my own son.

Jacob's Wii Fit trainer: We sometimes start to lose flexibility in our hips and thighs as we grow older.

Jacob: Dude, I'm only eight years old.