Simeon: Awww, Mom, Micah is so adorable when he is asleep. He looks like a saint.
Me: He is a saint. He was baptized into the life of grace and has never done anything to offend God. He has never sinned.
Alex: Wow, we should keep him that way. Let's never teach him to sin.
Me: One way you teach someone to sin is by your bad example.
Jacob: Let's never sin in front of Micah, then.
(All the others enthusiastically agree)
Zachary: Besides, we shouldn't be sinning anyway.
Me: Very true, very true.