...I am the coolest Mom.
Older Boy: So, I had this dream last night that you were driving a monster truck and the boys were all in the back not even buckled in or anything. Then, you went off the road and were driving through woods and mud and then you said "Your turn!" and you jumped out the window and I had to drive the truck.
Me: Oh that's scary. What a nightmare.
Older Boy: Nightmare? It was awesome!