Thursday, March 06, 2008

One of Your Basic Food Groups

by Simeon

Zachary: Mama, will you please give me some breakfast.

Me: Sure, that's what I'm doing. I'm on my way down to feed the boys.

Zachary: Hmm...but you don't "feed" boys. You "feed" animals. You "give" to people. So, would you please "give" us our breakfast?

Me: Uh...OK...sure. (Where does this child come from?)