Simeon: (When tasting coconut for what I thought was the first time) Oh hey, it tastes just like Almond Joy, but without the chocolate or almonds.
Nicholas: (With magnifying glass pressed to his face) I can't find it, and I'm looking with my MagniFINDING glass.
Zachary: I know why women don't wear beards, because if they did you wouldn't be able to see their lipstick.
Alex (Pointing to the relish) Please, somebody pass the smashed pickles.
Jacob: When you named Nicholas Nicholas I thought it was a bad name, but now that I know him I think it's just right. How did you know to name him that?
