Friday, February 01, 2008

Odds and Ends I Don't Want to Forget

Simeon: (When tasting coconut for what I thought was the first time) Oh hey, it tastes just like Almond Joy, but without the chocolate or almonds.

Nicholas: (With magnifying glass pressed to his face) I can't find it, and I'm looking with my MagniFINDING glass.

Zachary: I know why women don't wear beards, because if they did you wouldn't be able to see their lipstick.

Alex (Pointing to the relish) Please, somebody pass the smashed pickles.

Jacob: When you named Nicholas Nicholas I thought it was a bad name, but now that I know him I think it's just right. How did you know to name him that?