...from my couch where I was reading a good book as the rest of my family sat on the other couch watching part of the Discovery Channel's, Planet Earth.
Boy1: What is that?
Boy2: Oh, it's a tapestry of mucous. Disgusting, and still so beautiful.
Boy 3: OOooohh, look at that. That's bat dung.
Male Parent: Did they say 300 feet? That pile of bat droppings is THREE HUNDRED feet tall? WHAT is it covered with?
Boy1: Those are Cockroaches.
Boy 2: Yea, hundreds of thousands of Cockroaches. Wow!
I think I'll stick with my book.