On the drive home from New Hampshire after Easter the boys all fell asleep in the van-- except for Simeon, who sits in the middle seat. Jacob suddenly started to fuss and cry about something.
Me: What's the matter with Jacob?
Simeon: He wants to sleep on me. He wants to use me like a pillow.
Me: Oh, well...Simeon, maybe he could? Couldn't you let him?
Simeon: (trying to be good sport) Oh OK, he can. It's just that Alex is already sleeping on me on the other side.